when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun
not everybody HAS EYES!!!
check your able-bodied privilege.









